31 7 / 2014

(Source: pleatedjeans, via methhomework)

30 7 / 2014

gnarly:

took me a while to decide if i should reblog this

gnarly:

took me a while to decide if i should reblog this

(Source: brockdavis, via phobias)

30 7 / 2014

cassjaytuck:

bromancer:

look at this and just try and tell me that all three of these women don’t look exactly the same. try and tell me that Disney isn’t lazy when it comes to creating women.

wow two sisters and their mom you’re right why on earth would they look the same

cassjaytuck:

bromancer:

look at this and just try and tell me that all three of these women don’t look exactly the same. try and tell me that Disney isn’t lazy when it comes to creating women.

wow two sisters and their mom you’re right why on earth would they look the same

(via methhomework)

30 7 / 2014

leftyrosenthal:

e-gay:

the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired

lmfao I am both of them at the same time

(Source: vinegod, via vinebox)

30 7 / 2014

colonelhathi:

  • japan ≠ korea ≠ china
  • pakistan is not in the middle east
  • most muslims aren’t arabs
  • geishas are not prostitutes
  • mexico is a very small part of latin america
  • there are 54 countries in africa
  • china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
  • singapore is not part of china
  • most singaporeans speak english as their first language, please don’t ask, “why is your English so good”

(via orgasm)

30 7 / 2014

jellyworld:

Please let yourself be proud of small things. Please do that. Please allow yourself to get really excited about playing a video game well or sending an ask you were nervous about or letting a bug outside or peeling the whole orange in one try. Please get so excited about that. Please. That’s so cool I’m so glad you did it.

(via mylifeiscorgisandnetflix)

28 7 / 2014

My visit to get screened for cancer:

  • 1: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
  • 2: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
  • 1: "So he's your...."
  • 2: "Friend."
  • 1: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
  • 2: "11."
  • 1: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
  • 2: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
  • 1: "You're sexually active, then."
  • 2: "Well....I guess...but..."
  • 1: "How many times have you been pregnant?"
  • 2: "Uh. 0."
  • 1: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
  • 2: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
  • 1: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
  • 2: "With homosexuality."
  • 1:
  • 2:
  • 1:
  • 2: "I fuck girls."

28 7 / 2014

(Source: birdstump, via ruinedchildhood)

28 7 / 2014

squldward:

crapaccino:

HAHA WOW I JUST WON A YEAR SUPPLY OF CALENDARS 

isnt that just one calendar 

(via warriorchicken)

28 7 / 2014

dixiegent:

pantryraids:

why do dads sneeze so loud

To assert dominance over lesser sneezers

(via warriorchicken)