25 7 / 2014

clunce:

More people need to talk about me and how cute and important I am

(via telephobe)

25 7 / 2014

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

(Source: eixd, via url-coming-soon)

24 7 / 2014

dylandudicle:

a facebook picture of a screenshot of tumblr of a tweet that was originally a tumblr post

dylandudicle:

a facebook picture of a screenshot of tumblr of a tweet that was originally a tumblr post

(via sextnoise)

24 7 / 2014

1nd2rd3st:

republicanthot:

iggy azalea filming a new music video

But who’s the chick lying on top of her?

1nd2rd3st:

republicanthot:

iggy azalea filming a new music video

But who’s the chick lying on top of her?

(Source: sneakymonster, via cumsockmonkey)

24 7 / 2014

cringing:

weloveshortvideos:

tapped the breaks

Vine by Lauren Lavoie

tHE GAGGING NOISE

(via pizza)

24 7 / 2014

l1berum:

there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that

(via orgasm)

22 7 / 2014

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

(via warriorchicken)

22 7 / 2014

thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

(via warriorchicken)

22 7 / 2014

22 7 / 2014

tuhree:

fvkstyles:

"Get in the car princess, daddy’s taking you shopping."

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"Daddy’s has to work hard today so he can spoil you later."

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"That’s right baby doll, swing the mallet just like daddy showed you."

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"I’m in a rush little one, whatever you want just charge it to daddy’s credit card."

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(via cumsockmonkey)